ADULT CRIME SATIRE · 21+

BUILD YOUR EMPIRE.
LOWER YOUR STANDARDS.

Run a questionable venue. Manage a chaotic crew. Move fictional product. Rob worse people. Try not to become the city’s easiest target.

START WITH $5,000HOW THE CITY WORKS ↓
NEON ROW: DEMAND STEADY150 LABELED NPC RIVALSNO PAY-TO-WINSEASON 01 · SIX WEEKS
OPEN
ALL NIGHT
01

MAKE MONEY

Hustle, run the house, and play a volatile fictional market. Every dollar is persisted and receipted.

02

BUILD A CREW

Hire adult employees, dealers and goons. Skill matters. Morale matters. Exhaustion definitely matters.

03

PICK A FIGHT

Scout labeled NPCs, calculate the odds, then steal cash or raid stock. The city remembers.